1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:25,910 MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES 3 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,540 MAN SIGHS 4 00:00:38,035 --> 00:00:39,550 LANDLINE RINGS 5 00:00:47,128 --> 00:00:48,441 Hello. 6 00:00:51,782 --> 00:00:53,410 Just tell me what's happened. 7 00:00:55,574 --> 00:00:57,082 And what is it? 8 00:01:01,781 --> 00:01:03,270 I'll be right down. 9 00:01:04,972 --> 00:01:06,301 What's happened? 10 00:01:08,430 --> 00:01:09,934 Er, Susannah. 11 00:01:10,246 --> 00:01:11,551 Susannah? 12 00:01:12,712 --> 00:01:14,121 Princess Susannah. 13 00:01:14,624 --> 00:01:15,926 Is she all right? 14 00:01:17,633 --> 00:01:19,043 Don't know. 15 00:01:21,672 --> 00:01:23,977 Sync and corrections by APOLLO www.addic7ed.com 16 00:01:24,016 --> 00:01:25,766 (SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY) 17 00:01:42,860 --> 00:01:44,262 (ON TV) 'Don't kill me. 18 00:01:47,168 --> 00:01:48,668 'Please don't kill me.' 19 00:01:49,260 --> 00:01:51,473 (DISTORTED MALE VOICE) 'Read the statement. 20 00:01:53,831 --> 00:01:55,254 'Yes. All right. 21 00:01:58,210 --> 00:01:59,520 'On this screen? 22 00:02:00,094 --> 00:02:01,496 'That is correct. 23 00:02:05,941 --> 00:02:07,238 I'm Susannah 24 00:02:08,518 --> 00:02:10,020 'Duchess of Beaumont. 25 00:02:11,418 --> 00:02:14,714 'Popularly known as Princess Susannah. 26 00:02:17,182 --> 00:02:19,741 'I am in a place you... er... 27 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:23,575 'cannot find, held by one you will not trace. 28 00:02:31,521 --> 00:02:33,473 'Prime Minister Michael Callow... 29 00:02:34,704 --> 00:02:38,692 (CRYING) 'Prime Minister Michael Callow my life... 30 00:02:41,481 --> 00:02:44,668 '..my life depends on you. 31 00:02:46,670 --> 00:02:49,801 'If you do not do precisely as instructed by, um... 32 00:02:51,645 --> 00:02:53,918 'by 4pm this afternoon, I will be... 33 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:56,599 '(SOBS) 34 00:03:00,916 --> 00:03:02,293 '..I will be executed. 35 00:03:04,882 --> 00:03:06,192 'Please.' 36 00:03:08,248 --> 00:03:09,551 What are you doing? Keep it going. 37 00:03:10,070 --> 00:03:13,863 Prime Minister, at this point, I think it's important to say 38 00:03:13,864 --> 00:03:16,419 that we are 100% certain 39 00:03:17,059 --> 00:03:18,659 that this is, indeed, 40 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,027 Princess Susannah. 41 00:03:20,472 --> 00:03:23,411 Her car was intercepted shortly after midnight, 42 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:26,350 returning from the wedding of a college friend. 43 00:03:26,742 --> 00:03:28,192 She'd insisted on going. 44 00:03:28,927 --> 00:03:30,047 But you had security on her? 45 00:03:30,301 --> 00:03:32,379 Two PPOs, still unconscious. 46 00:03:32,751 --> 00:03:35,715 Heavy sedative, close range, each with a single puncture wound. 47 00:03:36,368 --> 00:03:37,465 No sign of struggle. 48 00:03:38,674 --> 00:03:41,372 What do they want? Money? 49 00:03:43,783 --> 00:03:45,114 Release the Jihadi? 50 00:03:46,152 --> 00:03:47,614 Scrap Third World debt? 51 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:51,899 Save the fucking libraries? 52 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:56,731 We are convinced both the video and the demand it contains are genuine. 53 00:03:56,754 --> 00:03:57,856 What demand? 54 00:03:57,873 --> 00:04:00,153 What Susannah says next... 55 00:04:02,486 --> 00:04:04,684 It concerns you directly, sir. 56 00:04:07,107 --> 00:04:08,434 Just play it. 57 00:04:12,181 --> 00:04:15,958 'There is only one demand, and it is a simple one. 58 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:19,419 'At 4pm this afternoon, 59 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:23,317 'Prime Minister Michael Callow must appear on live British television 60 00:04:23,609 --> 00:04:25,934 'on all networks, terrestrial and satellite, 61 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:29,278 'and... No! 62 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:34,317 '(SOBS) 63 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:37,582 'On all British networks, terrestrial and satellite, 64 00:04:38,174 --> 00:04:43,325 'and have full unsimulated sexual intercourse with a pig. 65 00:04:46,145 --> 00:04:48,299 '(SOBBING) I don't understand!' 66 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:50,379 VIDEO STOPPED 67 00:04:50,543 --> 00:04:52,348 The video ends with a series of technical 68 00:04:52,349 --> 00:04:54,153 specifications for the broadcast. 69 00:05:09,425 --> 00:05:10,718 Why are you doing this? 70 00:05:14,653 --> 00:05:16,036 Is this joke, right? 71 00:05:16,591 --> 00:05:18,551 "Ha ha, Mike! Ho ho." 72 00:05:18,904 --> 00:05:20,246 It's real. 73 00:05:24,626 --> 00:05:25,926 She said pig. 74 00:05:27,014 --> 00:05:28,324 Sex with a pig. 75 00:05:31,454 --> 00:05:33,473 They want me to have sex with a pig? 76 00:05:34,439 --> 00:05:36,856 Live on television 77 00:05:37,502 --> 00:05:38,817 this afternoon. 78 00:05:43,242 --> 00:05:46,160 But what... ? Who... ? 79 00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:50,309 We're checking with embedded operatives, compiling a list of suspects. 80 00:05:50,659 --> 00:05:52,903 Meanwhile, the demand has been made. 81 00:05:53,301 --> 00:05:55,793 There's not long to formulate our response. 82 00:05:56,552 --> 00:05:58,113 Well, I'm not fucking a pig! 83 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,621 Page one, that's not happening. 84 00:06:02,817 --> 00:06:04,121 Of course. 85 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:13,301 Absolutely, sir. 86 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:17,668 Well, have we established a dialogue with this... ? 87 00:06:17,754 --> 00:06:20,981 We can't. There's no e-mail address, no code word. 88 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:23,780 No channel for negotiation. 89 00:06:24,324 --> 00:06:27,779 So we focus on finding Susannah. We get her back. 90 00:06:28,192 --> 00:06:30,926 However it's done, I don't care. We stop this now. 91 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:33,223 Everyone's working towards this. 92 00:06:33,278 --> 00:06:37,197 Yes. No. Not everyone. A dedicated core team. This can't go wide. 93 00:06:37,737 --> 00:06:40,949 Keep it so far from the press it's on the other side of Jupiter. 94 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,442 This only exists in this room. 95 00:06:45,819 --> 00:06:47,129 It's already outside it. 96 00:06:48,726 --> 00:06:53,067 If there are hacks sniffing around, shut them down, bright, red, D Notice. 97 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:57,219 Super fucking Godzilla injunction with ten-inch Whitehall fangs! 98 00:06:57,220 --> 00:06:59,360 This video came from YouTube. 99 00:07:01,664 --> 00:07:02,966 What? 100 00:07:03,021 --> 00:07:05,659 It was uploaded via an encrypted IP an hour ago. 101 00:07:05,660 --> 00:07:06,940 Well, get it off there! 102 00:07:06,941 --> 00:07:12,298 We did after nine minutes, long enough for it to be duplicated and spread. 103 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:16,287 Spread? How many people have seen this? 104 00:07:16,399 --> 00:07:19,819 We take down one, six clones pop up elsewhere. 105 00:07:19,826 --> 00:07:21,147 How many people? 106 00:07:21,156 --> 00:07:23,318 50,000. That's our current estimate. 107 00:07:25,296 --> 00:07:27,342 The news rooms have got it. 108 00:07:27,811 --> 00:07:29,120 They're running this on air? 109 00:07:29,129 --> 00:07:32,927 No. We put a type five D notice out and they're complying. 110 00:07:33,014 --> 00:07:34,318 For now. 111 00:07:34,858 --> 00:07:36,180 It's trending on Twitter. 112 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:38,569 Oh! For... Fucking internet! 113 00:07:43,669 --> 00:07:45,455 What now? What's the play book? 114 00:07:45,919 --> 00:07:48,150 This is virgin territory, Prime Minister. 115 00:07:49,179 --> 00:07:50,666 There's no play book. 116 00:08:00,634 --> 00:08:02,459 Princess Susannah's been kidnapped! 117 00:08:02,481 --> 00:08:03,921 You scared the shit out of me! 118 00:08:03,947 --> 00:08:05,486 There's a youtube of it! 119 00:08:05,501 --> 00:08:06,814 Go to work! 120 00:08:06,947 --> 00:08:08,541 And satellite, 121 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:13,787 '..And have full unsimulated sexual intercourse with a pig.' 122 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:16,623 No way. It's a piss take, man. Look at it! 123 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:18,140 'I don't understand!' 124 00:08:18,155 --> 00:08:19,804 Why this is on the news? 125 00:08:19,897 --> 00:08:22,979 '..Carlton Bloom's controversial exhibition 126 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:26,459 'closes three weeks ahead of schedule... ' 127 00:08:26,460 --> 00:08:29,499 How do we describe it? "An indecent act"? 128 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:32,499 Everyone's seen the video. They know the details. 129 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:36,056 If we mention bestiality Ofcom would be pissed off. 130 00:08:36,064 --> 00:08:37,029 Fuck Ofcom! 131 00:08:37,056 --> 00:08:38,379 We're observing the D Notice. 132 00:08:38,380 --> 00:08:39,690 Surely we're going to do something. 133 00:08:39,714 --> 00:08:40,816 We are honouring the D Notice. 134 00:08:40,831 --> 00:08:42,128 The voluntary D Notice! 135 00:08:42,159 --> 00:08:44,944 It may be a sportsman-like gesture but we are making it. 136 00:08:44,945 --> 00:08:47,729 A woman's life is at stake! 137 00:08:47,737 --> 00:08:48,980 We follow the procedure. 138 00:08:49,010 --> 00:08:51,814 My timeline consists of 100% viewers asking 139 00:08:51,815 --> 00:08:54,618 why we're not covering it. How do I reply? 140 00:08:54,671 --> 00:08:55,415 You don't. 141 00:08:55,446 --> 00:08:56,892 That is totally backwards. 142 00:08:56,915 --> 00:08:58,438 No-one else has broken rank. 143 00:08:58,469 --> 00:09:00,094 Not the Beeb, not Sky, not... 144 00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:03,117 Facebook's coverage is pretty comprehensive! 145 00:09:03,142 --> 00:09:04,688 Maybe 146 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,071 It's like 9/11's happening and 147 00:09:06,103 --> 00:09:07,673 we're broadcasting sandwich recipes. 148 00:09:07,692 --> 00:09:09,772 We're not a chat room! 149 00:09:10,253 --> 00:09:12,678 It's on CNN and Fox. 150 00:09:12,740 --> 00:09:16,241 And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK... 151 00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:17,569 All right. 152 00:09:19,233 --> 00:09:20,608 Oh, God! This planet! 153 00:09:23,155 --> 00:09:25,168 OK, Sarah, cover the snatch itself. 154 00:09:25,202 --> 00:09:26,671 Damon, public reaction. Meera, 155 00:09:26,687 --> 00:09:29,288 the royal angle, upcoming marriage, etc. 156 00:09:29,342 --> 00:09:31,499 Simon, set tone with Standards and Practices. 157 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:33,965 We need to explain this without viewers sicking up their Weetabix. 158 00:09:34,004 --> 00:09:39,059 Ken, the internet aspect, new paradigm, Twitter, Arab spring, all that. 159 00:09:39,060 --> 00:09:42,795 Dan, all graphics run past me. Keep it functional... no Peppa Pigs. 160 00:09:43,072 --> 00:09:45,647 Malaika, update the princess obit VT. 161 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,397 The Obit VT? 162 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:50,702 Mm-hm. First, an awkward phone call. Least I can do is warn Tom. 163 00:09:56,140 --> 00:09:57,218 We put a D Notice on it. 164 00:09:57,219 --> 00:09:58,340 'It's gone global, Tom.' 165 00:09:58,341 --> 00:10:00,619 Don't. I'm begging you. 166 00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:02,619 Don't run it, Martin. 167 00:10:02,620 --> 00:10:05,059 'Look, I'm sorry. I can't help you.' 168 00:10:05,717 --> 00:10:07,498 You know how much help you're getting hereon in? 169 00:10:08,413 --> 00:10:11,538 Multiply nothing by shit-all! UKN are dead for us! 170 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:13,625 Shove it up your arse you fucking... 171 00:10:14,296 --> 00:10:15,677 Interesting. 172 00:10:15,687 --> 00:10:16,739 A man. 173 00:10:16,756 --> 00:10:17,677 Man? 174 00:10:17,695 --> 00:10:18,711 A man! 175 00:10:19,336 --> 00:10:21,660 Tom, so you're across it... 176 00:10:23,227 --> 00:10:24,946 I'm exploring contingency plans. 177 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,304 'I briefed Callett.' 178 00:10:29,660 --> 00:10:32,220 Ah! Mr Callett. Noel, from Blue Eye. 179 00:10:33,612 --> 00:10:38,240 Noel won an Emmy by his effects work on that HBO moon Western thing. 180 00:10:38,460 --> 00:10:39,698 Sea Of Tranquillity. 181 00:10:39,699 --> 00:10:40,990 You won't find better. 182 00:10:41,006 --> 00:10:43,499 Can you map a head onto a body live? 183 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:44,740 Depends if your camera's moving. 184 00:10:44,741 --> 00:10:50,109 Rule sheet specifies a single hand-held camera in a constant roving motion. 185 00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:51,453 Mm. 186 00:10:51,508 --> 00:10:54,562 Yeah, Gonzo style. He knows his shit. That's tough. 187 00:10:55,929 --> 00:10:57,890 "Fruition to be transmitted in full"? 188 00:10:58,656 --> 00:11:02,300 Focus on the visuals. Different face mapped onto a live performer. 189 00:11:02,639 --> 00:11:04,201 According to those stipulations. 190 00:11:04,662 --> 00:11:05,966 Fringes of possibility... 191 00:11:06,005 --> 00:11:09,076 Deadline's at four. We need to know if it's workable by two. 192 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:13,271 (LAUGHS) 193 00:11:13,466 --> 00:11:14,780 Can't happen. 194 00:11:15,381 --> 00:11:16,699 It has to. 195 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:20,619 Our embeds have ruled out the major players. It's not AQ, not IRA. 196 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:23,396 This is what's left... radicals, hate groups. 197 00:11:23,860 --> 00:11:26,859 People who've threatened yourself or the royals. 198 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:29,339 They're being pulled in as we speak. 199 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,912 For more than questioning, I hope. 200 00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:32,975 Somebody know something. 201 00:11:33,021 --> 00:11:34,820 SIREN BLARES 202 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:41,821 'If we all do it more, there'll be less waste lying around... ' 203 00:11:42,055 --> 00:11:43,750 Is it still not on the telly? 204 00:11:43,782 --> 00:11:45,739 Nothing. Must be a hoax. 205 00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:49,179 Or a black-out. Oh! Heads up! 206 00:11:49,180 --> 00:11:52,539 'Some major breaking news here on UKN. 207 00:11:52,556 --> 00:11:54,126 In the last two minutes 208 00:11:54,157 --> 00:11:57,508 'It's been confirmed that Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont 209 00:11:57,540 --> 00:11:58,923 'has been kidnapped. 210 00:11:58,954 --> 00:12:02,016 'A video uploaded anonymously to the Internet 211 00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:05,554 'appears to depict the princess pleading for her life. 212 00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:10,522 'The video also contains a bizarre ransom demand of a personal nature 213 00:12:10,538 --> 00:12:14,499 'involving the Prime Minister, and a detailed list of instructions 214 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:17,859 'relating to the enactment of this demand. 215 00:12:17,860 --> 00:12:19,686 'As police round up potential suspects... ' 216 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,163 '... across the nation. 217 00:12:21,180 --> 00:12:26,259 '..This viewer video shows officers raiding an address in Bradford. 218 00:12:26,260 --> 00:12:29,100 'A man thought to be connected with a religious 219 00:12:29,101 --> 00:12:31,939 pressure group, dragged to a waiting van... ' 220 00:12:31,940 --> 00:12:34,619 If it's terrorists, they'll take her head off. 221 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:37,259 For fuck's sake, man! Just saying. 222 00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:40,779 They'll be asking for a million quid or something. 223 00:12:40,780 --> 00:12:42,378 They want him to do it with a pig. 224 00:12:42,472 --> 00:12:44,519 Demands... 225 00:12:44,581 --> 00:12:49,292 Telegraph has the whole video and an interactive timeline. Tonally stark. 226 00:12:49,323 --> 00:12:52,737 Brief mention of the ransom being "a sex act". Nothing too gross. 227 00:12:52,777 --> 00:12:56,261 Sun runs with "Taken". Big grab of Susannah... 228 00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:57,820 Of course I still want that drink. 229 00:12:57,821 --> 00:12:59,464 Then give me something. 230 00:12:59,472 --> 00:13:00,808 It's not... 231 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,748 That won't be possible. 232 00:13:02,819 --> 00:13:06,128 I'm friendly when I drink. Very friendly when I'm grateful. 233 00:13:07,215 --> 00:13:09,004 There's no comment at this time 234 00:13:19,943 --> 00:13:22,862 The Guardian are running a fucking live blog 235 00:13:22,972 --> 00:13:27,219 and a short piece on the historical symbolism of the pig. 236 00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:29,299 PHONE BEEPS 237 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:31,339 '..only five hours away, 238 00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:35,459 'UKN's Damon Brown analyses the public reaction to the crisis.' 239 00:13:35,496 --> 00:13:37,293 'It's a day like no other. 240 00:13:37,347 --> 00:13:40,749 'The kidnap video has been watched by over 18 million people. 241 00:13:40,789 --> 00:13:44,907 'Social networking sites are a... buzz with 10,000 Tweets per minute. 242 00:13:44,955 --> 00:13:47,659 'While we wait for Downing Street to respond, 243 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,659 'the nation is voicing its opinion. 244 00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:55,459 'I don't think anyone should concede to any humiliation under threat. 245 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,579 'I couldn't bear to watch that. 246 00:13:57,580 --> 00:14:01,020 'I won't be tuning in. Just thinking about it is horrible. 247 00:14:01,056 --> 00:14:03,792 'That's disgusting. It is disgusting. 248 00:14:03,823 --> 00:14:06,539 'It is disgusting but... after that, he's gonna be hero. 249 00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:11,131 'People will look at him like he's insane and take his position away. 250 00:14:11,178 --> 00:14:14,202 'It will be hilarious to see that on TV. 251 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,619 'Nothing too abnormal for MPs. 252 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:20,180 'They're all sexual deviants, all MPs and Prime Ministers.' 253 00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:26,620 We've been squeezing hard, but nothing concrete. 254 00:14:28,099 --> 00:14:29,877 It's my house! You can't... 255 00:14:29,909 --> 00:14:34,182 You are in my doorway touching my door handle! 256 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,060 Could I have a word? 257 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,218 It won't come to that. 258 00:14:44,219 --> 00:14:45,380 And if they don't find her? 259 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,579 MI5 have got a name. 260 00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:48,738 They're surrounding the place now. 261 00:14:48,739 --> 00:14:49,775 Where? 262 00:14:49,807 --> 00:14:50,783 What? 263 00:14:50,814 --> 00:14:52,127 Where's the place? 264 00:14:52,166 --> 00:14:53,283 Truro. 265 00:14:53,307 --> 00:14:54,791 - Why are you lying? - What? 266 00:14:54,807 --> 00:14:56,065 You're lying! 267 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,099 Truro? Jesus! 268 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,470 I don't want you worrying. 269 00:15:00,486 --> 00:15:02,376 You've never patronised me. Don't start now. 270 00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:04,298 Whoever this is, is insane. 271 00:15:04,299 --> 00:15:05,778 And has a princess. 272 00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:06,838 We'll get through this. 273 00:15:06,877 --> 00:15:09,353 Not any princess... the princess. 274 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:14,219 Princess bloody Facebook bloody eco-conscious national sweetheart. 275 00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:16,460 I won't have to do anything. 276 00:15:17,653 --> 00:15:19,011 Everyone's laughing at us. 277 00:15:19,047 --> 00:15:20,094 You don't know that. 278 00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:21,711 I know people. 279 00:15:21,762 --> 00:15:23,414 We love humiliation. 280 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,634 I can not laugh 281 00:15:24,649 --> 00:15:25,930 Nothing is going to happen. 282 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,914 It's already happening in their heads. 283 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:33,700 In their heads, that's what you're doing, what my husband is doing. 284 00:15:38,010 --> 00:15:39,383 Please! 285 00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:41,586 Jane. 286 00:15:46,009 --> 00:15:47,321 I love you. 287 00:15:47,336 --> 00:15:48,647 KNOCK ON DOOR 288 00:15:48,663 --> 00:15:49,983 What? 289 00:15:50,391 --> 00:15:51,820 Palace on the phone, sir. 290 00:15:51,821 --> 00:15:53,859 Get Alex to stall them. 291 00:15:54,273 --> 00:15:56,899 She's already been speaking to her for ten minutes. 292 00:15:57,502 --> 00:15:58,701 "Her"? 293 00:15:58,765 --> 00:16:00,188 It's the Queen herself. 294 00:16:02,799 --> 00:16:04,164 Go on. 295 00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:16,766 'As the 4pm deadline draws nearer, the world holds its breath... ' 296 00:16:16,805 --> 00:16:18,352 waiting to discover where the princess 297 00:16:18,359 --> 00:16:20,071 Would they use a female pig? 298 00:16:20,507 --> 00:16:21,813 It's on the list. 299 00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:24,781 List of rules, specifies camera angles and things. 300 00:16:24,798 --> 00:16:26,243 Like dogme 95. 301 00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:27,644 It's not like Dogme 95. 302 00:16:27,652 --> 00:16:28,746 Exactly that. 303 00:16:28,784 --> 00:16:30,139 What's Dogme 95? 304 00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:31,500 Cinematic movement. 305 00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:32,802 Lars von Trier. 306 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,068 Oh... 307 00:16:34,091 --> 00:16:36,690 Rules for a director... no background music, 308 00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:39,289 only natural light, for authenticity. 309 00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:44,339 Same as these, so they can't cheat, cut another guy's arse pumping away. 310 00:16:44,605 --> 00:16:47,367 'I can't think of anything remotely like this. 311 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,890 'A new form of terrorism... 312 00:16:49,938 --> 00:16:54,399 It's not Islamist. To request a pig is specifically abhorrent. 313 00:16:54,428 --> 00:16:57,032 'That's the point! Make love to a pig!' 314 00:16:57,336 --> 00:16:58,673 Make love? 315 00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:02,499 Steer them away from the grisly details. 316 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,459 'Let's not dwell on any of the details. 317 00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:08,899 'This is already a huge national talking point. 318 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:13,299 'Isn't this precisely what whoever is behind this is looking for?' 319 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,339 How's Her Majesty taking it? 320 00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:17,563 "I trust you'll do everything in your power to get her back." 321 00:17:19,743 --> 00:17:21,139 And we are. 322 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:24,259 It wasn't a collective "you". It was a singular "you", ie me. 323 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:28,099 Sir, we may have something. Jamie's been tracing the video's origin. 324 00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:29,415 I thought it was untraceable. 325 00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:33,262 Technically, yes, so I thought, "Work with what we do now" 326 00:17:33,263 --> 00:17:37,181 That video, before Youtube compression it was 57.3 meg. 327 00:17:38,629 --> 00:17:40,388 Algorithm. 328 00:17:40,405 --> 00:17:43,861 Anyway, we also know it was uploaded at 3:16 AM. 329 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:47,033 I ran a nationwide traceback on uninterrupted one-way uploads 330 00:17:47,088 --> 00:17:51,306 of precisely 57.3 meg in the minutes leading up to 3:16, 331 00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:54,026 and the closest I can get is a postcode. 332 00:17:54,042 --> 00:17:55,979 It came from somewhere in there. 333 00:17:57,799 --> 00:17:59,135 Looks like a campus. 334 00:17:59,166 --> 00:18:01,099 Yeah. Closed 2010. 335 00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:02,779 It's been empty since. 336 00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:04,859 Latest I-sat image on this area? 337 00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:08,140 3 AM flyover shot from last night... 338 00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:11,869 Looks like it had lights on. 339 00:18:13,401 --> 00:18:16,510 We got him. We got him. 340 00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:19,713 Alert the local team. Full squad. I'll man it. 341 00:18:19,776 --> 00:18:23,065 With helmet-cam relay. We can watch the operation. 342 00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:24,932 Press office, OK, Tom? 343 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:31,854 Yes! 344 00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:41,179 Right. Confident? 345 00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:44,339 It's a kick-bollock scramble, but with finessing it should be OK. 346 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:47,660 Finesse quickly. Our performer's on his way. 347 00:18:48,725 --> 00:18:53,225 CAR STOPS 348 00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:58,219 It's a new one for me, obviously. I wouldn't normally... You know. 349 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,219 You seen any of my films? 350 00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:01,114 No. 351 00:19:01,130 --> 00:19:04,106 I'm pretty trad... bish, bash, bosh. In, out. 352 00:19:04,154 --> 00:19:05,763 Yeah, well... 353 00:19:05,825 --> 00:19:08,099 What do I put on the invoice? That's what I'm wondering. 354 00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,390 There won't be any invoicing. 355 00:19:09,429 --> 00:19:12,616 - Oi-oi, Rod! - Oi-oi! 356 00:19:14,411 --> 00:19:17,019 Need to prep two statements 357 00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:18,498 Good outcome. Bad outcome. 358 00:19:18,499 --> 00:19:19,723 Rescue operation? 359 00:19:19,762 --> 00:19:22,676 Goon squad's heading for postcode in Buckinghamshire. 360 00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:26,820 HP84TD, a college or something. They should be there by now. 361 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:30,177 TEXT MESSAGE ALERT 362 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:42,099 UNZIPS/CLOTHES RUSTLE 363 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:44,019 CAMERA CLICKS 364 00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:46,020 PHONE BEEPS 365 00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:53,859 Yeah, I've reduced the luminance... 366 00:19:53,906 --> 00:19:56,219 Agent Callett, this is Mr Flynn. 367 00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:58,499 AKA, Rod Senseless. 368 00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,972 Stage name. 369 00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,299 Yeah. Well... 370 00:20:04,853 --> 00:20:06,419 You need to get into this. 371 00:20:06,454 --> 00:20:08,267 Is there a dressing room I can use? 372 00:20:08,299 --> 00:20:09,620 No. 373 00:20:09,696 --> 00:20:11,539 Where's my co-star? 374 00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:13,845 Be rude not to give her a kiss beforehand. 375 00:20:13,885 --> 00:20:16,204 Outside in the truck. 376 00:20:17,262 --> 00:20:18,946 Full of joie de vivre, isn't he? 377 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:25,860 You also need to wear this... on your head. 378 00:20:33,814 --> 00:20:36,468 Board's been prised away. That's where they got in. 379 00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:37,814 OK. 380 00:20:38,298 --> 00:20:39,780 'Target identified.' 381 00:20:39,813 --> 00:20:40,993 Commissioner. Thank you. 382 00:20:41,017 --> 00:20:42,517 So, team red... 383 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,712 'Any orders, boss?' 384 00:20:43,735 --> 00:20:45,970 Continue reconnaissance and await instructions, 385 00:20:46,009 --> 00:20:47,408 before you proceed. 386 00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:49,686 'With the 4pm deadline three hours away, 387 00:20:49,725 --> 00:20:51,545 'time is running out for the Prime Minister... ' 388 00:20:52,976 --> 00:20:54,288 SIGHS 389 00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:02,420 They got in, yeah? 390 00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,881 Do you think I'd be here if they had? 391 00:21:06,460 --> 00:21:08,366 We've got statements for either outcome. 392 00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:13,926 Listen, coverage is very sympathetic. 393 00:21:13,947 --> 00:21:15,723 Can't think about coverage now! 394 00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:20,140 PHONE BEEPING 395 00:21:22,307 --> 00:21:23,664 But it's on-side? 396 00:21:24,469 --> 00:21:26,163 Strong undercurrent of sympathy. 397 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:29,070 Every poll indicates understanding, disgust with the 398 00:21:29,071 --> 00:21:31,938 captor, outrage at the whole thing, but not at you. 399 00:21:36,415 --> 00:21:39,703 If Walker's team fuck up, I'm not saying they will, but if they do, 400 00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:43,220 the public anticipates non-compliance. 401 00:21:44,389 --> 00:21:47,429 There'll be squawks from the usuals, 402 00:21:47,461 --> 00:21:51,610 but it's not "England expects". 403 00:21:57,051 --> 00:22:02,211 If he kills her, there's no blood on your hands. Bottom line. 404 00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:11,297 'With hours to go, time is running out for the security services. 405 00:22:11,469 --> 00:22:13,859 'Joining us is actress Lydia... ' 406 00:22:13,891 --> 00:22:15,699 Thought this was coming from IB7. 407 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:18,765 We trimmed the edges so it's coming direct. 408 00:22:19,437 --> 00:22:21,459 Twinkle tits from? 409 00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:25,619 Actress, Downton Abbey, knows the princess. 410 00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:27,765 This came for you, left at reception. 411 00:22:29,038 --> 00:22:30,660 Courier dropped it off. 412 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,180 Know how to plug this in? 413 00:22:39,977 --> 00:22:43,315 ALL GASP 414 00:22:44,260 --> 00:22:46,779 Jack, call the police. Take it! 415 00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:48,939 Get someone to shoot that first. 416 00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:50,980 What the fuck is this? 417 00:22:52,369 --> 00:22:54,807 'I gave you rules. 'I said no cheating. 418 00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:03,934 '(SCREAMS)' 419 00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:07,699 'Some more breaking news, 420 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:11,699 'and a severed finger, thought to belong to Princess Susannah, 421 00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:15,219 'has been delivered to UKN, along with a video 422 00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:19,539 'apparently showing the kidnapper removing it from the princess. 423 00:23:19,727 --> 00:23:23,409 'UKN News has passed all material to Scotland Yard... ' 424 00:23:23,433 --> 00:23:24,980 Fucking hell! 425 00:23:25,323 --> 00:23:29,628 Oh, God! I can't watch this! He's got to do what they want. 426 00:23:29,769 --> 00:23:31,139 Yes, he fucking has! 427 00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:33,460 '..Which contained a statement 428 00:23:33,544 --> 00:23:37,818 'accusing Downing Street of attempting to break the rules 429 00:23:37,843 --> 00:23:40,234 'This grim development comes just hours 430 00:23:40,277 --> 00:23:42,398 before the 4PM deadline... ' 431 00:23:42,432 --> 00:23:43,745 TV OFF 432 00:23:45,740 --> 00:23:47,340 Jesus! 433 00:23:52,580 --> 00:23:55,859 Unless I'm mistaken, our mystery man specified 434 00:23:55,860 --> 00:23:58,901 no visual trickery in his original demand, didn't he? 435 00:23:59,566 --> 00:24:00,870 I considered it necessary... 436 00:24:00,902 --> 00:24:02,206 Considered it necessary. 437 00:24:02,230 --> 00:24:03,535 To divise... 438 00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:05,269 FUCKING HELL! 439 00:24:11,245 --> 00:24:12,554 - Mike... ! - Don't! 440 00:24:12,586 --> 00:24:13,904 It's nor... 441 00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:17,011 One word, I swear I will fucking... ! 442 00:24:28,983 --> 00:24:30,752 What did you do, Alex? 443 00:24:31,828 --> 00:24:33,479 I had a back-up plan. 444 00:24:34,203 --> 00:24:36,470 A man prepared to do it and an FX company that 445 00:24:36,471 --> 00:24:38,737 would paint your head onto his shoulders. 446 00:24:38,780 --> 00:24:40,338 You actually thought that would work? 447 00:24:40,502 --> 00:24:41,823 I believed it worth considering. 448 00:24:41,926 --> 00:24:43,619 Then you're a stupid bitch. 449 00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:46,099 With your interest at heart. 450 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,494 Who knew about this? 451 00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:51,463 A select few. It seems some idiot at the studio 452 00:24:51,510 --> 00:24:53,963 recognised our designated performer, 453 00:24:54,061 --> 00:24:57,322 Tweeted a photo and the online hivemind did the maths. 454 00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:58,932 It's not playing well. 455 00:25:00,514 --> 00:25:01,869 With who? 456 00:25:03,345 --> 00:25:05,321 With, er... anyone. 457 00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:09,423 'A few hours ago, public opinion was behind Prime Minister Callow, 458 00:25:09,455 --> 00:25:12,056 'with only 28% of the public believing 459 00:25:12,092 --> 00:25:14,860 'he should fulfil the bizarre and illegal request. 460 00:25:15,438 --> 00:25:17,110 'In the wake of these images, 461 00:25:17,163 --> 00:25:22,083 'and the delivery of the princess's finger, the mood is shifting. 462 00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:25,703 'It'll be humiliating, but nothing compared to her suffering. 463 00:25:25,727 --> 00:25:27,250 'With the appearance of finger... 464 00:25:27,296 --> 00:25:28,406 'He's just got to do it. 465 00:25:28,430 --> 00:25:29,313 Yes, he has to do it. 466 00:25:29,328 --> 00:25:30,717 'What's the alternative? 467 00:25:30,718 --> 00:25:33,632 'We can get another Prime Minister. We can't live without a princess. 468 00:25:33,672 --> 00:25:35,063 Of course... 469 00:25:35,109 --> 00:25:38,699 'If he doesn't get her released, he's finished, isn't he? 470 00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:42,108 'Online polls suggest that 86% of voters 471 00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:44,779 'now believe the demand should be met. 472 00:25:44,780 --> 00:25:46,780 'Damon Brown... ' 473 00:25:49,780 --> 00:25:51,578 When are Walker's team hitting the college? 474 00:25:51,579 --> 00:25:52,700 They need time... 475 00:25:52,701 --> 00:25:54,659 No more pissing around. 476 00:25:54,660 --> 00:25:56,060 Julian's advising against... 477 00:25:56,061 --> 00:25:59,899 I'm advising for. They go in now. They go in now. 478 00:26:15,020 --> 00:26:16,819 PHONE RINGS 479 00:26:16,820 --> 00:26:18,979 Where's my obit VT? 480 00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:23,419 What would you say if I said I was near where Susannah's being held? 481 00:26:23,420 --> 00:26:24,964 I'd say bullshit. 482 00:26:25,019 --> 00:26:26,978 Then you'd be wrong. 483 00:26:28,464 --> 00:26:30,004 Have you got a crew with you? 484 00:26:30,060 --> 00:26:31,636 I'm not stupid. 485 00:26:32,615 --> 00:26:33,996 Malaika? 486 00:26:34,441 --> 00:26:35,668 Hello? 487 00:26:45,628 --> 00:26:47,113 DOOR OPENS 488 00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:51,619 Are you getting this? 489 00:26:51,620 --> 00:26:54,500 Yeah. Don't put yourself in any danger. 490 00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:02,420 Still getting this? 491 00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:05,820 Yeah. Just stay safe, Malaika. Be careful! 492 00:27:21,780 --> 00:27:23,700 If this doesn't work... 493 00:27:24,825 --> 00:27:26,820 we need... 494 00:27:35,768 --> 00:27:37,354 GUN CLICKS 495 00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:54,140 Armed police! Lay down on the floor! Lay down on the floor! 496 00:27:57,902 --> 00:28:00,100 Move! 497 00:28:03,980 --> 00:28:05,620 Fuck! 498 00:28:11,833 --> 00:28:13,872 It's a decoy. 499 00:28:14,116 --> 00:28:18,670 They must have bounced the upload from here with a proxy. I'm sorry. 500 00:28:18,742 --> 00:28:19,991 Jesus! 501 00:28:20,020 --> 00:28:21,296 They're looking right at her! 502 00:28:21,351 --> 00:28:22,772 They can't see her. 503 00:28:22,873 --> 00:28:24,015 'Malaika, make sure they can't... ' 504 00:28:24,053 --> 00:28:25,647 Stay down! Don't move! 505 00:28:29,420 --> 00:28:31,740 Run, Malaika! Run! 506 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,539 Get out of there. Come on! 507 00:28:37,540 --> 00:28:39,500 Armed police! 508 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:47,500 MACHINE GUN FIRE 509 00:28:47,980 --> 00:28:49,325 Is it him? 510 00:28:49,412 --> 00:28:52,349 Where the fuck is Jack? 511 00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:55,139 Advance! Advance! Advance! 512 00:28:55,140 --> 00:28:57,140 (MOANING) 513 00:28:57,204 --> 00:29:00,204 Get down! 514 00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:03,138 Get down! 515 00:29:03,187 --> 00:29:07,386 UKN. It's Malaika something or other. She's from UKN. 516 00:29:07,419 --> 00:29:08,700 You press? Yes. 517 00:29:08,732 --> 00:29:10,389 GUN CLICKS 518 00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:12,779 There goes your RTS Award. 519 00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:14,859 There must be something. 520 00:29:14,860 --> 00:29:15,688 There's nothing there, Mike. 521 00:29:15,711 --> 00:29:17,019 There'll be a clue. Some evidence. 522 00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:18,060 We've done all we can. 523 00:29:18,061 --> 00:29:20,499 You rescued mannequin. 524 00:29:20,534 --> 00:29:21,407 I'm sorry, Michael... 525 00:29:21,431 --> 00:29:22,534 Fuck off, Julian! 526 00:29:22,575 --> 00:29:24,198 20 past three. We're out of time. 527 00:29:24,203 --> 00:29:26,190 We're not out of time! 528 00:29:26,731 --> 00:29:28,315 We're not out of time. 529 00:29:41,919 --> 00:29:43,458 DOOR CLOSES 530 00:29:44,060 --> 00:29:46,059 It's not going to happen. 531 00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:46,578 To the public... 532 00:29:46,579 --> 00:29:47,460 Fuck the public! 533 00:29:47,461 --> 00:29:52,339 To the public, this would be one man of questionable popularity 534 00:29:52,340 --> 00:29:54,580 putting personal embarrassment over the life of a girl. 535 00:29:54,581 --> 00:29:56,819 They will not release her anyway. She's probably already dead. 536 00:29:56,820 --> 00:29:59,736 If she isn't, he'll kill her and upload the video. 537 00:30:00,963 --> 00:30:04,699 Everyone will see it. The world will see it. 538 00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:09,019 The mood will border on insurrection and you will be destroyed, 539 00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:12,140 I guarantee you... utterly destroyed. 540 00:30:14,825 --> 00:30:16,745 The polling bears that out. 541 00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:23,979 You won't just be a disgraced politician, 542 00:30:23,980 --> 00:30:29,099 The public, the Palace and the Party insist on compliance. 543 00:30:29,107 --> 00:30:30,359 Fuck the Party! 544 00:30:30,368 --> 00:30:33,146 Refuse, and I've been advised 545 00:30:33,180 --> 00:30:35,779 that we cannot guarantee your physical safety. 546 00:30:37,721 --> 00:30:39,422 Or that of your family. 547 00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:43,009 But... 548 00:30:52,666 --> 00:30:54,883 I've made arrangements for the broadcast. 549 00:30:57,125 --> 00:30:58,200 I can't... 550 00:30:58,201 --> 00:31:01,047 I'm sorry, Michael. It's out of your hands. 551 00:31:02,415 --> 00:31:04,485 HE GASPS 552 00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:17,179 'Let's take you live to the scene in central London. 553 00:31:17,180 --> 00:31:21,019 'As we see the Prime Minister's car travelling across London... ' 554 00:31:21,020 --> 00:31:22,726 He's got to do it. 555 00:31:23,016 --> 00:31:24,852 The world's bloody broken. 556 00:31:24,937 --> 00:31:28,940 '..Appears to be heading west to Bankside Studios.' 557 00:31:36,860 --> 00:31:39,260 BEEPING 558 00:31:46,981 --> 00:31:48,386 BEEPING STOPS 559 00:32:02,193 --> 00:32:04,992 We've ratified the law... after midnight, 560 00:32:05,047 --> 00:32:09,214 it'll be a criminal of fence to store any recording or images of the event. 561 00:32:13,660 --> 00:32:16,562 They're doing an announcement to warn people off 562 00:32:16,563 --> 00:32:19,464 even watching, some sonic tone that causes nausea. 563 00:32:21,420 --> 00:32:25,499 '..When public opinion has very much hardened, 564 00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:28,964 'following the delivery of the princess's severed finger. 565 00:32:29,514 --> 00:32:33,581 'As the 4pm deadline approaches, the nation is at a stand still 566 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:36,499 'watching the extraordinary situation play out. 567 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:41,379 'Just to remind you, this is now a story of global significance... ' 568 00:32:41,380 --> 00:32:45,059 "Michael Callow has displayed incredible bravery" 569 00:32:45,060 --> 00:32:47,820 "in what was a matter of life or death." 570 00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:51,049 That's how it opens, then we should move on... 571 00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:53,660 OK. Yeah. 572 00:32:54,948 --> 00:32:56,254 Everything prepared? 573 00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:57,386 Yes, ma'am. 574 00:32:57,417 --> 00:32:58,574 It's sedated? 575 00:32:58,600 --> 00:32:59,994 Injection. It's docile. 576 00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:07,612 CAR DOOR OPENS 577 00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:10,940 It's time to go in now. 578 00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:18,819 '..An unprecedented nature.' 579 00:33:18,820 --> 00:33:21,082 'This is an official announcement. 580 00:33:21,105 --> 00:33:22,566 In a few minutes, 581 00:33:22,627 --> 00:33:25,884 'the Prime Minister will perform an indecent act on your screens. 582 00:33:25,897 --> 00:33:28,419 CHEERING 583 00:33:28,420 --> 00:33:33,699 '..in the hope that it will ensure the release of Princess Susannah. 584 00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:37,472 'Recording or possessing a copy of this broadcast will become illegal 585 00:33:37,481 --> 00:33:38,566 at midnight. 586 00:33:38,613 --> 00:33:42,221 'All viewers are advised to turn off their televisions immediately. 587 00:33:42,260 --> 00:33:45,019 'The broadcast will commence after the following tone.' 588 00:33:45,020 --> 00:33:47,180 HIGH-PITCHED TONE 589 00:33:48,580 --> 00:33:51,220 TONE CONTINUES 590 00:34:04,862 --> 00:34:06,433 DOOR OPENS 591 00:34:19,417 --> 00:34:21,394 We're complying with the stipulated rules. 592 00:34:21,456 --> 00:34:23,581 You'll have to keep going... 593 00:34:23,660 --> 00:34:25,660 VOICE FADES 594 00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:29,700 you'll have to see it through to the end. 595 00:34:33,067 --> 00:34:36,859 We've placed visual aids in your eyeline, which might help if you... 596 00:34:36,860 --> 00:34:38,860 get into trouble. 597 00:34:42,433 --> 00:34:45,107 The suggestion we're getting from psychologists 598 00:34:45,164 --> 00:34:47,927 is that you should take as long as you need. 599 00:34:50,620 --> 00:34:54,539 If you rush, it might be misinterpreted as eagerness 600 00:34:54,540 --> 00:34:56,780 or even enjoyment. 601 00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:12,685 It's just a skeleton crew inside. 602 00:35:13,707 --> 00:35:15,286 Closed set. 603 00:35:22,060 --> 00:35:23,670 DOOR OPENS 604 00:35:26,730 --> 00:35:28,605 DOOR OPENS 605 00:35:33,153 --> 00:35:34,897 SLURPING 606 00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:43,860 SNUFFLING/SLURPING 607 00:35:58,020 --> 00:36:00,899 EXCITED VOICES 608 00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:02,140 There he is! 609 00:36:02,141 --> 00:36:05,260 CHEERING 610 00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:11,563 'I trust this will bring about the safe return of Princess Susannah.' 611 00:36:21,181 --> 00:36:22,461 'I... 612 00:36:28,698 --> 00:36:30,547 'I love my wife.' 613 00:36:34,265 --> 00:36:35,883 'May God forgive me.' 614 00:36:49,460 --> 00:36:53,380 GROANS/LAUGHTER 615 00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:58,059 (WOMAN) Oh, no! 616 00:36:58,060 --> 00:37:01,059 ALL GROAN 617 00:37:01,060 --> 00:37:03,060 VOICES FADE 618 00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:12,020 GENTLE MUSIC 619 00:38:35,660 --> 00:38:38,780 Jesus! Poor bastard! 620 00:38:41,220 --> 00:38:43,219 But it's been on for nearly an hour. 621 00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:45,580 It's history, this. 622 00:39:27,380 --> 00:39:30,980 VOMITS 623 00:39:43,940 --> 00:39:46,019 PHONE RINGS 624 00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:48,019 We've got her. Susannah. 625 00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:48,940 They released her? 626 00:39:48,941 --> 00:39:51,778 Stumbling about in the city. 627 00:39:51,810 --> 00:39:55,273 Sedated. She can't remember anything, but she's unharmed. 628 00:39:55,297 --> 00:39:56,609 But her finger? 629 00:39:56,648 --> 00:39:58,659 Not hers. DNA shows it's male. 630 00:39:58,660 --> 00:39:59,665 What? 631 00:39:59,790 --> 00:40:04,986 There is one other thing. There's a CCTV grab of her from half three. 632 00:40:05,032 --> 00:40:09,219 It seems he let her go 30 minutes before it happened. 633 00:40:10,391 --> 00:40:11,776 Why? 634 00:40:11,925 --> 00:40:13,433 My guess... 635 00:40:13,550 --> 00:40:15,034 he knew everyone would be elsewhere 636 00:40:15,089 --> 00:40:17,292 watching screens. 637 00:40:18,732 --> 00:40:20,343 So it's a statement. 638 00:40:20,390 --> 00:40:21,757 Ma'am? 639 00:40:21,772 --> 00:40:24,892 That's what this was all about, making a point. 640 00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:26,780 Should we, er... ? 641 00:40:26,781 --> 00:40:28,849 Lose that page of the report. 642 00:40:29,146 --> 00:40:31,419 No-one sees it, especially the PM. 643 00:40:31,420 --> 00:40:33,420 Of course. 644 00:40:41,342 --> 00:40:42,741 KNOCK ON DOOR 645 00:40:42,962 --> 00:40:44,473 Good news, Michael. 646 00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:48,146 You saved her. Susannah's alive and well. 647 00:40:49,442 --> 00:40:51,442 PHONE RINGS 648 00:41:08,398 --> 00:41:09,812 DROPS PHONE 649 00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:12,020 CONTINUES RINGING 650 00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:21,260 (SOBS) 651 00:41:40,340 --> 00:41:44,019 'On the one-year anniversary of his humiliating ordeal, 652 00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:48,139 'an apparently unconcerned Michael Callow put in an assured performance 653 00:41:48,140 --> 00:41:51,287 'at a public appearance, accompanied by his wife Jane. 654 00:41:51,319 --> 00:41:52,577 Here I go. 655 00:41:52,599 --> 00:41:53,679 'OK. 656 00:41:54,049 --> 00:41:56,608 'Oh! 657 00:41:57,507 --> 00:42:01,209 'The other central figure in events was also before the camera 658 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,619 'at last night's Children Of Valour Awards. 659 00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:06,419 'Princess Susannah made her first public appearance 660 00:42:06,420 --> 00:42:08,303 'since announcing her pregnancy. 661 00:42:08,889 --> 00:42:13,179 'It was one year ago that the Turner Prize-winning artist, 662 00:42:13,180 --> 00:42:14,514 'Carlton Bloom, 663 00:42:14,548 --> 00:42:17,826 'coerced the Prime Minister into committing an indecent act. 664 00:42:20,060 --> 00:42:24,226 'As the anniversary arrived, one art critic caused controversy 665 00:42:24,257 --> 00:42:28,259 'by describing it as "the first great artwork of the 21st century". 666 00:42:28,751 --> 00:42:32,590 'While cultural commentators debate its significance, 667 00:42:32,638 --> 00:42:34,859 'with a global audience of 1.3 billion, 668 00:42:34,922 --> 00:42:37,437 'it was an event in which we all participated. 669 00:42:37,553 --> 00:42:40,740 However, the incident failed to destroy a Prime Minister, 670 00:42:40,819 --> 00:42:45,099 'who holds an approval rating three points higher than last year. 671 00:42:45,207 --> 00:42:47,529 'Damon Brown, UKN.' 672 00:42:47,654 --> 00:42:49,334 DOOR CLOSES 673 00:42:52,620 --> 00:42:53,820 Jane. 674 00:42:55,014 --> 00:42:56,654 Jane, please. 675 00:43:38,780 --> 00:43:42,740 Sync and corrections by APOLLO www.addic7ed.com 676 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,104 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player